I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like
if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT
you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie
straight people are ridiculous i’m still mad about this i mean i wrote a story that was LITERALLY about two girls falling in love and half the people in my creative writing class were still like “well i interpreted it as platonic” but nah man lol keep complaining about the way we make your precious straight characters fit into queer ships
Plead the Fifth (Dean’s Lullaby)
A Hallelujah Parody for Supernatural
Well I heard your prayers from far below
But down in hell, how could you know
I listened, every word you said, I heard you
But after this
I’ll plead the fifth
Before my fall, after your lift
I swore I heard you say the Hallelujah
I know you’re strong, but I can’t explain
I’ve seen you die over again
Only you would still want to pray to me
She tied me up where angels fall
She made me deaf to all your calls
And from my lips she drew our Hallelujah
Righteous man, that’s what they said
But still awake, you’d lie in bed
And listen to the shadows, knife clutched tightly
But when sleep came it could not kill
The fears that on your skin would chill
Those nights I wish I’d sang a Hallelujah
There was a time when I couldn’t say
What truly had led me astray
But now I understand what pushed me from grace
It was your breath, your eyes, your face
Your courage drove to the sticking place
And there I fell all for your Hallelujah
Maybe there’s a God above
Through you he tried to teach me love
A long and winding road that lead me to you
Don’t think that I’ve abandoned hope
Still I’ll hang onto this rope
I won’t let go till I find our Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah x3
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Hello, everyone! This is Tammy’s assistant, Jae, here to announce something the two of us started kicking around as an idea when we saw how many followers Tammy was getting.
SO, HERE IT IS:
3,000 Follower Giveaway Celebration!
To celebrate passing this tumblr landmark, we’re going to be giving away 5 signed copies of her books (one for each winner). Here’s how it’s going to work.
1. There will be 5 winners total. Each will get to pick ONE of Tammy’s currently-published novels for signature.
2. You MUST be following her blog in order to participate. After all, this is a thank-you to all of those who pushed us over the 3,000 mark.
3. Each individual is allowed TWO entries, NO MORE. That’s a reblog and a like.
4. Entries will be allowed until March 25th, and this post will be periodically reblogged on Tammy’s tumblr until then to give everyone a fair shake.
5. Contest-only blogs will not be named winners.
On the 26th, I’ll pick 5 usernames at random and message the winners. This means you have to have your ask boxes open at that time. Winners will need to get back to me within a week with the book that they want signed and where I should send it. If I don’t receive a message from a winner within that week, or I can’t reach them via ask, I’ll pick someone new. Once I’ve heard from everyone, we’ll post a public congratulation to let everyone know that the contest is over.
Good luck, and thank you all for being here!
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I SAW A GHOST LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO TODAY AT WORK AND I AM LEGIT SCARED.
You should dumb yourself down and lose weight, though. Men can’t love a smart, fat girl like you!
This speaks to me on a weird level that makes me want to sob a little.
I want to get tattoos and get laid
Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»
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are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
I particularly like it when not-men look good in suits. All the extra credit which can be exchanged for cuddles and kisses, redeemable in my bed.
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my mother doesn’t like tattoos
art belongs on a wall
well i say no one
not even my mother
gets to tell me that i can’t
be a masterpiece
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